Hello I.R.S.

undisclosed-recipients:

.Dear Internal Revenue Service:*
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Enclosed you will find my 2007 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in
taxes.*
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Please note the attached article from the USAToday newspaper; dated 12
November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is
paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.*
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I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers
valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total
remittance to $3,429.00.*
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Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the 'Presidential Election Fund,'
as noted on my return.*
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You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5' Phillips Head
screw (see aforementioned article fromUSA Today newspaper detailing how
H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5' Phillips Head Screws).*
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One screw is enclosed for your convenience.*
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It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.*
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Sincerely, *
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A Satisfied Taxpayer*