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To all dog lovers......... Talkin USMC Dog A guy is driving around the
back woodsof Tennessee and he
sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-stylehouse: 'Talking Dog
for Sale 'He rings the bell
and the owner appearsand tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy
goes into the back yard and
seesa nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he
asks.'Yep,' the lab
replies.After the guy recovers from the shock ofhearing a dog talk, he
says 'So, what's your
story?'The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, Idiscovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young. I
wanted to helpthe government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn
into thetoughest branch of the
armed services...the United States Marines. Youknow one of their
nicknames is 'The Devil Dogs.'In no
time at all they had me jettingfrom country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world
leaders;because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one
of theirmost valuable spies
for eight years running, but the jetting aroundreally tired me out, and
I knew I wasn't getting any
younger. So, Idecided to settle down.I retired from the Corps (8 dog
years is56 Corps years) and
signed up for a job at the airport to do someundercover security,
wandering near suspicious
characters and listeningin. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch ofmedals. I
got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'The guy is
amazed. He goes back in
andasks the owner what he wants for the dog.'Ten dollars,' the guy
says.'Ten dollars? This dog is
amazing! Whyon earth are you selling him so cheap?''Because he's such a
bullshitter ... He

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