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Odd's & End's

Mar 6, 2008
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Date:	Wed 03/05/08 10:08 PM

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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sheer nightie.
'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'